did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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