Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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