The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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