With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
we should paint friendship bongs
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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