I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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