He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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