I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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