guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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