Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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