$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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