Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry EmtFireMedic_1 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(714): View more from California

so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.

(1-714): View more from California

yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...

Fav 91 1346 2871
share tweet
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I was like, "um, that's my butthole."

Fav 32 2119 6646
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(937): View more from Ohio

Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.

Fav 7 784 2111
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters

Fav 0 17 62
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.

(479): View more from Arkansas

Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?

(918): View more from Oklahoma

Hotel

(479): View more from Arkansas

WHICH HOTEL??

Fav 0 80 7
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT