I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so that wasnt chicken after all
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
