i just google imaged poop.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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