idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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