Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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