I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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