Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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