Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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