When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
