Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Randomize