I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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