their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Randomize
