It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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