Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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