her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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