Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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