I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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