The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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