my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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