Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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