I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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