I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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