best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
now i know why i became what i already was.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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