The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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