scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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