From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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