i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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