real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
These tits shall not be calmed
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
