Already got asked if we're dating
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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