A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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