You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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