yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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