I don't think brook has ever known best
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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