I want to walk on stilts...naked
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
do nipples grow back?
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