After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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