What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I think your dad took our porno
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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