Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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