their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He better not be in your backpack
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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