Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
My boob is missing a layer of skin
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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