"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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