Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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