erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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