Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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